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Someone just drove down my street BLASTING Journey with the windows down. It's raining. Keep the faith, bra. Keep the faith.
I'd say something really funny now, but you're all asleep/passed-out/too-drunk/having-sex to star it. Assholes.
Score! Just remembered that I know how to use a car key as a bottle opener! #thingsilearnedfromdrinkinginthewoodsallthoseyearsago
Got snookered into kidsitting tonight. Gonna take him to a 'haunted house'. He's 6.Hahaha I'm what the Spaniards call 'El Ter-r-r-riblé.
Kids, don't let anyone tell you that drugs are cool. Now if you'll excuse me, I can't roll this and tweet at the same time.
I know you want to be taken seriously, hon. In time. In time. Now, *what* exactly does that say across the ass of your sweatpants again?
OK. I don't watch a ton of TV so I'm not going to try to pretend I'm a expert on the subjectHOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!
If, by 'Halloweening', you mean sitting at home with good friends, a bottle of pills and a strobe light, then yes, I'm celebrating.
Citizens of the planet Wal-Mart, surrender your flannels and grain alcohol and proceed to the 'books with pictures' aisle for orientation.
I know I'm too old to believe in Santa and flying reindeer, etc... However, I still believe in opening X-mas cards in order of 'thickness'.
You all better start getting real fuckin funny real fuckin soon or I'm going to start taking back stars. Did you all not get the memo?
Hello? Twitter? If you're there, could you let us know? Move something or say something? Maybe make a sound? Did you feel that? I felt that.
Realllly wish I left the heat on before I left the house this morning. Someone do it for me? You can kick in the basement door. So ya know.
Beer.✓ Vodka.✓ Ipod.✓ Gee-tar.✓ Urge to transcribe Lawrence Welk's 'Bubbles In the Wine' to drop D tuning.✓ Wait. Need an autoharp. Anyone?
Just saw Paranormal Activity. Fuck.ing.cree.py.shit. Very unsettling. In other news, am checking into a hotel for the night...
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