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Why do all the Spanish tourists in Bath always SHOUT?
What a giant shitting bellend factory of a climate. Why did the Romans even bother?
Ok. Yes. Amazing achievement, blahdy blah. If it's your thing. But PLEASE -tell me someone out there finds it all as dull as I do. #Olympics
I wonder if this woman who's complaining CONTINUOUSLY at the next table, realises the poor old sod of a bloke she's with has said NOTHING?
Chili con carne: using Scottish beef, and washed down with Prosecco. Don't try and tell ME about Multiculturalism.
"100 Years from now: all new people!" Carpe Diem, friends!
People. I have FOUR PASSES FOR STAR TREK LONDON next weekend. Each gets you in to all 3 days. Cost £60 each, yours for that incl R Delivery!
Saturday night. Drunk, shouting, moronic youngish men, en masse. Yes. Ladies, all I can really do is apologise.
Whenever someone bids me to "Enjoy!",I am inwardly screaming "It!!! Enjoy IT!!!!" It's a transitive verb. This matters.
I write, and do magic: sometimes simultaneously. Well past 40, I still own a healthy sex drive; Tweets can reflect this. A Work In Progress.