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The phone's now off. These animated pixel groups are not going to move around the screen in rule based competition with a CPU by themselves.
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@abigvictory I tried Oasis Soup at restaurant. After, I asked why it's called Oasis Soup. I was told it's because "you gotta roll with it.".
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@Dianne_L Forgetting you're punk rock is like forgetting to breathe. On the odd occasion you do forget, that deep breath is always...
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Why do so many applications care where I am when 90% of the time I don't even care?
Come join me at the pharmacy. We can share an Aspirin.
Come join me at the pharmacy. We can share an Aspirin.
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Those that have already contributed... you've all warmed my heart. So now I have to go rip off a fairies wings to restore order to my world.
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You're only allowed to celebrate St Patrick's day if you're large part Irish OR you can name the patron saint of Scotland without Wikipedia.
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@Favstar First download sense of humour application. Then read stuff.
The internet is hard.
Feel free to pass this on.
The internet is hard.
Feel free to pass this on.
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If you are one of those people bitching about mondays, that's 1/7th of your life you are doing wrong.
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Sign in the doctors Re: Oral Contraceptives.
Wasn't aware sperm had evolved to map their way past the tonsils to the ovaries.
Scary news.
Wasn't aware sperm had evolved to map their way past the tonsils to the ovaries.
Scary news.
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After a years reflexion and cogitation I have figures out how the TV industry can save itself.
Make some decent fucking programs.
Make some decent fucking programs.
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@Greeblemonkey chat roullette is that game you play betting on how many clicks to see a penis, right?
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"Steak And Blow Job Day" falls on the same day as "Mothers Day" in the UK.
Intercontinental communication dropped the ball right there.
Intercontinental communication dropped the ball right there.
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