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i am now in the SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL and i gotta tell ya... haha man do i miss the SIXTH CIRCLE OF HELL
i don't wanna get in between anything so i'm gonna zip my pants back up
i wish my dad was into something cool besides anarchy
i heard that girls like badboys so i've been cursing a lot more and trying to learn some cool skateboard moves
i am a grateful grapefruit
I just whispered "let the dragon out" while peeing because I am druuuuuuunk
some bugs flew into my mtn dew but i swore upon my step dad's grave that i'd forever do the dew so i'm crunching on some bugs at the moment
i bet cops love to play mortal kombat 3 to preform brutalities as stryker. i bet thats the last test they have to take before becoming a cop
im trying to figure out why girls dont like me and maybe its my large eyebrows or my loud breathing through my nose or how i cant count
there is no shame in death, only in a life lived in fear of death
I am drunk as good man
She took everything from the pantry and put it all on all the counters in the kitchen, then she opened the back door and then went to bed.
this is going to be the best sunday you've had all night
more like beat me over the head with a club music
i wouldn't mind death
i had planed on living off my good looks but my good looks never arrived so i might have to rethink a few things here.
my dad stomped up every stair and barged through my door and forced me to look at his face because he was stoked about his green soul patch.
hey ladies, my beard is full of toothpaste (;
i keep digging myself graves thinking the next one will be better but i realize now that they're all just holes in the ground
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