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i think my fav sexual fantasy is to be tied to a bed & the girl is also tied to the bed but a separate bed & we just get to know each other.
my fuckinh piece of shit uncle put a frut roll up in my cd tray on my laptop and now i can't tweet without ants covering my fucking hands
i bet cops love to play mortal kombat 3 to preform brutalities as stryker. i bet thats the last test they have to take before becoming a cop
i'm thinking of writing an epic poem of stone cold steve austin turning into a samurai and venturing the nine circles of hell.
i keep digging myself graves thinking the next one will be better but i realize now that they're all just holes in the ground
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