Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug

@agnes_fenn @angellgurl @big62john @eggssmokesex @no_job_joe @bombscribe #ff

Just when I think I'm out, you drag me back in

She was good from far, but far from good

When people say "life is short" don't they realize it's the longest thing they'll ever do?

Nothing more comforting then sitting on a warm toilet seat

The more you use your strengths, the more you will push your limits

A true friend says what you need to hear, not what you want to hear.

Someone give Tiger Woods a blowjob, he looks awful

#ff @megafarts @agnes_fenn @crazydoesit @crankyasshole @angellgurl

@karencreets I'd be happy to pinch a tent for you

@angellgurl yep, what a pain in the ass!

@angellgurl sorry. Im not sure what happened.

@agnes_fenn mon plaisir

@angellgurl :) no sweat cherie

@angellgurl hope you feel better soon lovely

@angellgurl have a great weekend ma belle

@angellgurl phew :s. It isn't swallowed. But I just tripped trying to spit it out

@angellgurl wo wo wo, I don't go that way!

@angellgurl I'm good! I can chew gum and walk at the same time!