I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.

I don't use coasters because I don't respect surfaces.

Classical is a genre of music that's considered great because of its dynamics and technique. Not because it's hyped up or has cool beats.

Some times you need to go where no one knows your name.

Guy: "You're like an angel.. with no wings" Girl: "So..like a person?.."

Sharnelle could sing a bold faced lie to me and I'd want to believe it; her voice is too sweet

"I see you've met your match" Me to my socks as I put them on.

Can we reevaluate why the handicapped get to park so close to stores when WE'RE the ones that have to walk?

Don't ask. Do tell.

People offer to listen, but they're human too; they want to be heard.

My estimate is that the water in Michigan is 20% rust, minerals, and poo.

#TweetLikeTyrese RT @tyrese: I can't expect you to see what I see...Cause I see the invisible... I see what's not there ..It doesn't exist..

Well MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "No! I wanted strawberry! This sucks.."

SDA twitter has minimal chill sometimes. The absolute bare minimum.

I just wanted to see a white girl come out of the dorm with a do-rag on

Linking the services on campus via technology is brilliant. I really like this idea

Only 1 girl has ever called me a bitch and that's the same girl that was kicked out of school for stealing drugs from the police

Clean as a crack-head's bank account.

Meeting people is horrible. You have to put your personality in a cage while accessing whether or not they're worthy of getting to know you

You aren't a homebody, you just don't have any friends.