2 bad I wasn't on the show "the hills" I could've been the total x-factor that show was missing. The burnout with the heart of gold.

woke up w/ only my nuts totally hanging outta pee hole in my pajamas, its an omen. Like when BennyTheJet busted the guts outta the baseball

Probably right, global warming is a hoax, totally fake....cause its supposed to be 110°+ outside of the fucking Sahara or Death Valley...

@imlimitless81 HEY! are you still looking for some ladies to follow? @glittermepink5 @goodballs @nicfit75 @melodyhassan @lisa_laughs_

@melodyhassan with a side of ball fro.

JESUSSSS..... somebody please do something about these farts.....they're mine....but they smell like SHIT. Straight up, no fake.

I hold out sincere hope that Hollywood is as cool as entourage and not as lame as the hills.

@melodyhassan I would double or triple star this if I could lol...

@baddbryant her vagina is where they filmed the movie "the descent"

@rachaelkelly18 and a pair of black square frame glasses....no lenses of course.

How the hell do you get "Joe" from "Dzhok". My names Rqweklsala, pronounced "Mike"

Boston will run out of alcohol tonight.

Shiiiiiiit Kevin "In & Out Real Quick" Brennan is my dog. Old world.

Why aren't any newscasters off camera peeps listening to this shit?

Radio Silence...

89 dexter huh

They're wondering y they didn't release the clear pics till after 12? I think because they now look foreign....I thought domestic until now

Fuckin 4y/o little cocksucker bustin out my window like a lil bitch. Even though Ive done the same. Did the same thing too.....fuckin RAN.

So. Fucking. Sick. Of. Barfing.

'Cause the real worlds kinda like real world, and its drama so you're Svetlana'...