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To the parents who let their children stay up and let them watch our black president say "straight or gay," I thank you for a better future.
Alec Baldwin's podcast "Here's The Thing" has gone downhill. Now he just reads The Fantastic Four, pointing out which panels Ben Grimm is in
Some of my friends are envious of the fashion in MAD MEN. I'm envious that people in their late-20's had that much money and security.
"Dad, what did you do for fun in the 2010's?" "Well son, my friends and I loved dissecting the plot holes in movies."
The son hates his dad
One thing Facebook will always have over Twitter and Tumblr: it is still the best way to learn which friends have conspiracy-crazy cousins.
The Republican candidate for the 2062 U.S. presidential election will be conceived this weekend, on the grounds of Coachella.
Evangeline Lilly IS @erinmcgathy in The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/2013/06/05/first-look-at-evangeline-lilly-from-the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug/ … #TwoArrows
Writer. Creator of DRACULA WORLD ORDER. Getting away with it since 1983.