Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Thatcher dead, Fergie retiring: I guess the fans were right, it truly is Liverpool's year.
Football is a gentleman's game played by hooligans. Rugby is a hooligans' game played by rapists who shit into pint glasses in student bars.
Lights are gonna come back on at Craven Cottage and The Undertaker will be standing in the semi-circle.
2011/12: Luis Suarez - 22 games, 6 goals, 1 assist. Nicklas Bendtner- 21 games, 5 goals, 4 assists.
"Firstly Manchester United, next Israelis, competed here (6)". Congrats to the FT for the most offensive cryptic crossword clue of all time.
Here's the best angle on the Suarez incident so far: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqwumTU7F1qfqcmfo1_400.gif …
Imagine how bad the Joseph Kony episode of South Park's going to be.
Joey Barton and Ravel Morrison are gonna look great in Crawley Town shirts.
#replacesongswithpoo Two years ago, my wife left me and took both my kids. On December 17th this year, I will murder all three of them.
Strange how homophobic Martin Samuel is considering how he used to dress in the 80s: http://celebslists.com/images/fred-ottman-08.jpg …
RIP Ben Thatcher
Can I just speak for humanity here when I say: nobody wants to see your Instragram photos of cocktails you're drinking. Thanks.
No talent, just lucky, but they still wanna fuck me.