Nephew: I just got an iPad.
Me: Great!
Nephew: But it's an ASUS one, not an Apple one.
Me: http://t.co/E7OSqlrb

Can't wait to jailbreak my Mac so I can run apps that aren't in the Mac App Store!

Can’t wait for Facebook to bring out their own Twitter app.

Why are there so many RSS icons with coffee cups in them? I drink beer when reading my feeds.

Nice. So if you name all the different sizes of your icon's layers/groups "name.icns" Layer Cake will create a single .icns with all sizes.

It's long overdue but my website has finally been dragged out of the last century http://tehsh.it/zGBd
(best viewed with Safari)

Something big on iTunes tomorrow? Really hoping it's the new Justin Bieber single.

@garyg Oh dear.
My youngest (19 months) thinks you slide to unlock every small electrical device(remote controls, cordless home phone etc.)

Enable native ‘Now Playing’ iTunes Dock notifications on your Mac
http://t.co/qxS9mf42

Amazing!
Just took a piss in the bathroom upstairs. By the time I got to the downstairs toilet it was already synced there too.
#icloud

Instagram photos fall into 3 categories:
1. Looking up (Sky)
2. Looking down: (Feet)
3. Anything in the middle (Random objects 'n shit)

Had a new toilet fitted downstairs. Not sure whether to call it Toilet 2 or just the new toilet.

FaceTime for Mac is great! I can use my iPhone to look at the back of my head.

PayPal Here;
"We're putting the "Piece of Shit" into POS."

Win a copy of some shit on some @website
via @someone

Nice. Enable the iPhone's volume buttons to take snaps with Camera+ http://smkn.me/b4s
/via @smokingapples

If Apple has more cash than the U.S. government then maybe they should be running the country?

Rumours of Apple closing stores to give their employees 'mop top' haircuts and teach them how to speak with scouse (Liverpool) accents.

Plex 0.9.0 beta 4 for Apple TV 2, compatible with 4.4.4
http://t.co/mwLr9CuH

How I use Hazel http://tehsh.it/qbe9