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Just checking myself out in the mirror ;) Boy, do I look stupid when I cum.
Just pumped and dumped ;)
Eggnog lattes are like drinking Santa jism ;)
I leave my cell phone on vibrate. In a tube sock. In my ass ;)
My last boyfriend sure wasn't a looker, but he had a 9-inch personality ;)
Are Pro-Lifers against condoms? I can support their cause if that's a thing they do. #rawdawg4lyfe ;)
LJBF ;) #LetsJustButtFuck
Hey guys please RT my video that was submitted to the #crashthesuperbowl contest. http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery/?video=2956 <3U
VYou.com is the Twitter of Chatroulette with less dick and more chick.
never owned an iPhone, never will never smoked crack, never will
"Hot Cheetos and Takis/I'm Black so I don't play hockey" - DGSIII
"fuck that asshole" turns into a compliment when you put "wanna" in front and a proposition when you put "?" at the end ;)
"I just can't see Grimes' pussy smelling good." - Danny
"All burgers are pink on the inside" - this quote is also about cheeseburgers ;)
Does anyone else look super fuxtable in their twitcon, or just me? ;)
I am a celebrated drinker. http://www.ideasbychuck.com