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A MAGIC SCHOOL BUS seems like a stupid vehicle to teach kids about science. Explain yourself, Ms. Frizzle
Drake pls start a stupid saying like "I'm so unlike corny kids" so your annoying fans will get "ISUCK" tattoos
first rule of dwight club: don't talk about the drastic decline in quality of The Office
IF YOU HAVIN CURL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS TO DO BUT THE CROSS PRODUCT AINT ONE (i had no friends in multivarcalc)
we ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on Discovery Channel- how to ask ur SO if anthropologists can narrate ur sextape
The easiest way to make my mom angry is to say that I'm definitely going to med school... As a cadaver~
I'M LOOKING FOR A PARADIGM/THAT'S TOP OF THE LINE//MOOT BASE, LITTLE HASTE, AND VERY REFINED. - YING YANG TWINS PHILOSOPHY
If doing the "Helen Keller" is talking with your hips, I feel like Anne Sullivan was a PREDATOR
If not knowing you're beautiful is "what makes you beautiful" everything without a functional nervous system is guaranteed to be super hot
Haters gonna bring up well reasoned criticisms about my failings
When george harrison's guitar gently weeps they call it "art", but when I do the same at 3 AM in a taco bell they call "the manager"
If the child actor who played "beans" on #evenstevens isn't trying to be a rapper named LLBEANS what a WASTED OPPORTUNITY #ladieslovebeans
Yo has anyone ever started a sentence w/ "not to be racist, but" and not followed it up with something racist jw?
I hope #kimye gets married at the mall