Facebook is people you used to know. Twitter is people you want to know. Instagram is stuff you have. Pinterest is stuff you want.

Fat women want to be thinner. Thin women want bigger boobs. Big-boobed women want clothes to fit better.

And you know what men want? WOMEN

if hipsters were truly hipster, we would never have heard of them.

@jcroft "If you want to build a ship, don't assign people to work, instead, teach them to long for the sea.." (Antoine de Saint-Exupery :)

Please follow @vancouverclean for maybe a way to help fix what these people did. Big city clean up.

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it.

Twitter is over Capacity. Capacity has also moved on with her life.

When pursuing something you really want, ask yourself: How much am I willing to give up to make this happen? (via @mojaveband)

Elizabeth: 1. Gender Stereotype: ZERO.

Fun fact of the day: the direct translation of the Taiwanese word for pornography is 'action romance'.

Going to church makes you a Christian as much as standing in a garage makes you a car

Him (drunk): "What's your background?"
Me: "Black belt"



#girlswhodealwithyellowfeverproblems

Dangle the bait. Wait. Drink. Tell bullshit stories. Wait. Drink some more.



At this point, dating is indistinguishable from fishing.

Buy this car to drive to work.
Drive to work to pay for this car.
Repeat.

(*´▽`)ﾉ～｡･+ﾟ･｡☆彡 HAPPY DAY! 【☆】HAPPY BIRTHDAY! @khoi ヾ(●´ω `●)ﾉ

Things to do before I die:





1. Don't die.

Candles are a really romantic way to burn down the house when you fall asleep after sex

"We live today not in the digital, not in the physical, but in the kind of minestrone that our mind makes of the two" (Paola Antonelli)

Comedy is how some people interface and cope with a world that doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense.

Tea makes everything better.