Q: What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

A: His ears!

Time to update the jokes, Laffy Taffy…

In my alternate reality "Bronies" are a sub-culture based on extreme fandom of Ginuwine's song "Pony".

Somehow I missed this awesome song/video from @thelittleidiot and @marklanegan on Record Store Day.  http://vimeo.com/64056533 

So if Clark Kent quits The Daily Planet to become a blogger does Lex Luthor have to launch a social game company or how does this play out?

Hey does anybody have a track on @soundcloud they want to contribute as theme music for this video project I'm working on? Let me know!!

I mean, come on! #moreThanGundam pic.twitter.com/gzh9Yhpb

Hey, can I make one design suggestion about the Oculus Rift device? pic.twitter.com/hVHhck5tfC

Recruiter: “Sure, we’re mission-driven. Our buses pick up at 16th, 20th & 24th!”

The Starbucks iOS app will let you make up all kind of improbable orders. http://t.co/nEEQOhnQ

Whoa, Mashable is hiring. Better get my writing samples together. “8 signs YOU could be the next Mark Zuckerberg” “HOW TO charge an iPhone”

I wonder if anyone has ever tried to pitch a "Microsoft? Word." ad campaign featuring famous rappers.

White smoke in morning, choirboys take warning!

Did you guys know that they're making *another* Hansel & Gretel movie and that it's even dumber/weirder?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2081194/ …

Goats are the only animal with an innate sense of democracy, that’s why they’re called “Nature’s Presidents”.

The other day I saw an old dude walking a cat in my neighborhood. He stopped so the cat could frolic on a discarded mattress #coolerThanCool

The Criterion Collection is free on Hulu this weekend. So if you want to see history's greatest films ruined by Geico ads, now's your chance

BREAKING: Gawker exposes identity of Jethro Tull’s “Aqualung”

Set @bump’s #xoxofest attendee list as my main timeline in tweetbot & pretending I am still at the conference… #afterglow

KRON4 sent a reporter "to find people behaving badly at an #Occupy rally". Fair enough, I mean... I watch KRON4 to see "shitty local news".

Bloomberg to LucasArts: Drop Dead  http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-04-03/disney-ends-lucasarts-video-game-development-and-thats-okay …