Terriers can be annoying.

It would be nice if we could have a conversation about guns that didn’t immediately devolve into the usual talking points.

And we would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for you pesky women, young people, and minorities.  http://mm4a.org/SMDE1A 

Here's the page from the MN SoS office with the results for the amendment questions.  http://electionresults.sos.state.mn.us/ENR/Results/AmendmentResultsStatewide/1 …

Now I know what it sounds like when a hundred people open their fortune cookie at once. #smbmsp

Ladies and gentleman, the Bolt VonTrapps! #friday http://yfrog.com/h7ukjpij

Heard on the radio:
How are the Packers and Cheerios different?


Cheerios belong in a bowl.

*badum-CHING*

Someone, please, invent goggles that will give designers 43-year-old eyes. Thanks.

In honor of Earth Day, I've decided to only use products manufactured or assembled here on *Earth*.

@burt1123 I’m sorry I missed you, Burt! Thanks for coming!

Photo: I’ve decided to name my new red, white, and blue bowling ball in honor of our 16th and greatest...  http://tmblr.co/ZfvmbydV5AiI 

@daringfireball This is probably more our speed:  http://vimeo.com/55006097 

Re-electing the President is like buying your car at the end of its lease.

@hotdogwhistle More a fall than a winter. Earth tones.

@hotdogwhistle Carpe diem.

@trit0031 Yeah. but all the really good kids are at @idpk.

@mantia I see your cheeseburger pie and raise you lasagna made with Bisquick.  http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/impossibly-easy-lasagna-pie/63877762-d0cb-4e42-ba7e-c64616f96dab …

Thought a girl in the junior high choir had a freakishly deformed ear. Just a flower in her hair, turns out. A flesh colored flower.

Say what you want about it, but you know what I don’t ever get Facebook? EVER? Spammers sending me DMs or tagging me in posts.

Berries getting buried. #tellmpr pic.twitter.com/dPxaoznz