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You guys fucking retweet me. Get me more followers. Don't be dicks and hog all the love. God damn it. Shit.
YEP NEWS NOW HAS TO TALK A OUT HOW VIOLENT BATMAN IS. Fuck off, that guy was just a fucking psycho.
Yea, I almost let myself forget how lame humans are.
Going to start seeing tweets about the rapture like there's no tomorrow.
Yes, I live in Iowa. No, I don't play live action Farmville.
my boyfriend is crying because i won't cuddle with him. what a fucking girl. if he wants to cuddle he should prob take that skirt off.
I'm already excited for Halloween.
I will eat everyone on Twitter.
Why is my boyfriend laughing hysterically at the Snuggle Bear on television? Help.
Ok, I have to get ready for work now. STREET CORNER AIN'T GONNA STAND ON ITSELF.
Dreamt I caught my bf jerking it. When I questioned him... his only response was "YOLO." God damn it.
Don't go outside guys, CRAZY ASS HELL has taken over. NO ONE is safe from ass.
You can lead a butt to water but you can't make it drink.
Lol you're drunk.
Ok, someone give me a back rub. This is, in fact, a command.
funny. it is my birthday, but i feel the same as yesterday... only now it is completely acceptable for me to ruin my life.
I bet a lot of you have sneezed so hard you shit your pants, huh? You weirdos. *after sneezing gets up and awkwardly walks to the bathroom*
Part human, part burrito. Cute, crude, and posses the ability to make the most awful smells. Welcome to my insanity! Also I am owned and operated by @metalmagi