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You guys fucking retweet me. Get me more followers. Don't be dicks and hog all the love. God damn it. Shit.
YEP NEWS NOW HAS TO TALK A OUT HOW VIOLENT BATMAN IS. Fuck off, that guy was just a fucking psycho.
Yea, I almost let myself forget how lame humans are.
Being awake is the worst.
Going to start seeing tweets about the rapture like there's no tomorrow.
Yes, I live in Iowa. No, I don't play live action Farmville.
my boyfriend is crying because i won't cuddle with him. what a fucking girl. if he wants to cuddle he should prob take that skirt off.
I'm already excited for Halloween.
I will eat everyone on Twitter.
Why is my boyfriend laughing hysterically at the Snuggle Bear on television? Help.
Ok, I have to get ready for work now. STREET CORNER AIN'T GONNA STAND ON ITSELF.
Dreamt I caught my bf jerking it. When I questioned him... his only response was "YOLO." God damn it.
Don't go outside guys, CRAZY ASS HELL has taken over. NO ONE is safe from ass.
Do people actually still get 8 hours of sleep anymore? A good night's sleep for me is when I am lucky to get 5 or 6.
Buuuuuuhhhhhhhhhtttttrzsertfhfihg dammit mikerydydyf fuck mike fhd hahahaha
You can lead a butt to water but you can't make it drink.
Lol you're drunk.
Part human, part burrito. Cute, crude, and posses the ability to make the most awful smells. Welcome to my insanity! Also I am owned and operated by @metalmagi