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If you never retweet anything or anyone then you're a selfish twat and you must leave twitter at once!
So sad when someone does drugs to fit in with their friends. Do drugs because you want to!
I'm actually doing alright in real life. I don't know why I'm on twitter.
I only kiss people for longer than a minute to burn calories. Screw passion, I'd rather be skinny.
Heard someone say YOLO stands 4 "you only love once" it made me want to hit them for making something thats already annoying 20 times worse.
Hey men, "sorry I have a boyfriend" means im lying and I think ur a fucking weirdo that needs to get the fuck out of my face before I cut u.
I hope milk isn't cow jizz :(
Do NOT follow me on instagram and write on my picture "shud meet up sometime :)" you know nothing about me. Just how I look. Fuck off.
Also my mam just said "do u not get embarrassed having ur bits waxed?....Course you dont. Nothing embarrasses you". Not sure how to take it.
Having too much fun considering where I am.
"My mom was so right, nice guys really do eat the best pussy".
Just letting you all know that whenever you use "smh" I read it as "suck my ham" and that's why I think most of you are weird.
WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME? IM FUCKING GREAT AND STUFF.
Why is it anytime you hand over a £50 note shop assistants look at you like you have 2 heads? Happened twice in the space of 10 minutes.
"aw we're so close if you were a girl our periods would have synced by now" - me to my brother
I always watch tv in the mirror when Im in bed then I get confused when I watch tv and everything is the right way round but backwards to me
So much fun how much my boobs jiggle when I don't have a bra on. It's like I pick up a glass to drink water, jiiiigggggglllllleeeeee.
Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a lot of problems.
Journalism. Makeup. Fashion. High heels. Happy. Feisty. SHAKE YOUR TITS x