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  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    The Bank of America app is the worst game I've played. I login and already I have a negative score.

    • 115
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    cristintxbozcricketrollerrideBuratGajeUtogbadbananaverygenericnameTheDLCkenny_fast
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    crazybob323pocketveroBuratGajeUtogcrazysteph12mista_eazzydeleerekfavstar1000favs
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    Maury, I could care less who the father is. I just want to know how these people are getting laid in the first place.

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    TheDLCCannonKnappmari_ela4ixSEANxiiamsaltlakefoodandwhiningHarley_Techmikeym00n
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    Sometimes I wonder if my neighbors think I'm an alcoh... Ah shit. I just spilled red wine on my 'good' Jagermeister shirt.

    • 60
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    TheDLCCannonKnappmari_ela4ixSEANxifoodandwhiningHarley_Techthedutyfabian_dust
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    I've kept an orchid alive for two weeks. I think I might be ready for motherhood.

    • 50
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    TheDLCixSEANxifoodandwhiningHarley_TechrepomonTwitchingDoubt____lodelaro__________joeb513
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  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    Little known fact: "Ikea" is actually Swedish for the sound one makes when shitty furniture falls apart.

    • 45
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    ixSEANxikatieruckeHarley_Techmikeym00nGreeblehausdonniTrevNYTwitchingDoubt____
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    I'm confused. So before Facebook did adults just sit around a table and discuss farming fake crops?

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    ixSEANxifoodandwhiningHarley_TechGCBoimikeym00nKelliDraperjoeb513lodelaro__________
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    I think people would be less inclined to piss me off if they knew exactly how much I watch Forensic Files. And take notes.

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    CannonKnappcontrol_zedMissSexyGoddess__pandybox________marshallsheldonDog_Biscuits____ixSEANxiHarley_Tech
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    missmughogho__RenegadeLette____ixSEANxi
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    I haven't had a period for 4 months. If I'm pregnant, this could be the first immaculate conception since that made up one a long time ago.

    • 42
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    ixSEANxifoodandwhiningHarley_Techmikeym00nParasiteHiltonlodelaro__________CheVolayGravyBarbie______
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    Apparently 46% of teens have made a sex tape. That's shocking. A tape? I thought our youth would've been more of the digital persuasion.

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    CannonKnappixSEANxifoodandwhiningHarley_TechGreeblehausParasiteHiltonTwitchingDoubt____joeb513
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    It's the kind of day you want to go somewhere where you can walk in and they know your name.

    But I don't feel like going to the pharmacy.

    • 39
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    TheDLCixSEANxifoodandwhiningParasiteHiltonjoeb513lodelaro__________plemurCheVolay
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    Me: Two of my Twitter friends just got engaged!
    Him: Who?
    Me: You don't know them.
    Him: Neither do you!

    • 38
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    CannonKnappixSEANxifoodandwhiningHarley_TechCutlerishTwitchingDoubt____lodelaro__________CheVolay
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    I know you're all excited that there's water on the moon, but call me when they find Skittles or donuts. Actually don't call, text.

    • 37
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    ixSEANxifoodandwhiningfabian_dustBlue_Craboftenwrong11GCBoilodelaro__________Remiel
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    Seriously, "friend" I've not spoken to in 14 years you deleted me from Facebook?? It only took me a year to notice. I thought we were tight.

    • 37
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    ixSEANxifoodandwhiningTwitchingDoubt____joeb513CheVolayAComicTragedyshanalizzyGravyBarbie______
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    They say for optimal nutrition, your meals should be full of color, which is why I chose the bag of Skittles over Hot Tamales for dinner.

    • 36
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    CannonKnappixSEANxiGreeblehausjoeb513lodelaro__________plemurAComicTragedyruthakers
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    "Some things in life aren't free." How profound. And some things in life aren't other things in life. I'm like a fucking fountain of wisdom.

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    ixSEANxiParasiteHiltonjoeb513CheVolayAComicTragedyshanalizzyGravyBarbie______sneepe
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    On a scale from "started a Farmville farm and spent all day farming fake crops" to 10, I'll let you guess how bad today was.

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    CannonKnappixSEANxiParasiteHiltonjoeb513lodelaro__________plemurCheVolaycravenheart______
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    I wish there was a "I liked your Facebook status until every one of your moron friends had to comment on it & I had to be notified" button.

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    ixSEANxiParasiteHiltonTwitchingDoubt____lodelaro__________plemurCheVolayAComicTragedyruthakers
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    Walmart, I gotta hand it to you for consistency. You consistently bring together everyone I don't want to be around.

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    TheDLCixSEANxiParasiteHiltonlodelaro__________CheVolayAComicTragedyGravyBarbie______carrmah__________
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    There should be some clarification when people say they're "living the dream." I've had dreams about a bearded machete-wielding midget clan.

    • 31
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    TheDLCCannonKnappixSEANxiplemurCheVolayAComicTragedyshanalizzycravenheart______
  • igotyourcrazy
      Kaye Talise @igotyourcrazy

    There is no reason I should be awake since 6:30am on Saturday. I blame Jesus.

    No really, the gardener Jesus. Causing quite the racket.

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I don't like celery and I dress like a bee. Insomniac. Actress. Mainly working on perfecting the craft of acting sane.