My logic: If you're funny, I'll star your shit. Even if you won't star in return.

My fingers have a mind of their own after 1am.

I do a happy dance when ever someone stars my tweet.

I get one "star" for starring all of your TL. #truth

Fuck is the new F*ck

I need a divorce from Insomnia.

Every time you whisper into my ear...






I say WHAAAAAT?

I need to figure out what time Santa (you guys) give out stars. I'll save my best tweets for that time!

Good morning bitches! (you have 10 minutes to star this shit)

People with profile pictures, full of attitude or shit or no style, I don't follow you, unless you have something funny to say!

I am about to Unfollow/mute/block myself!

Tweeting, starring, RT-ing and sharing tweets is a FULL time job!! O.o

I take dramatic 10 minutes to answer to you because, I like to show that I am busy!

I remember you all with your profile pictures. Quit changing it, you won't look any cuter!

So people actually spend time on favstar counting stars ? Asking for a friend ?

You meet someone one time, you automatically become facebook friends. Lame!!

Typos. Awesome.

Some people just talk sense. And for some weird reason, its just never me!

I star my own shit!

What's with people and Their bathroom profile pictures ? I can't help but imagine....