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People who chose friends on if they dress exactly as they do..so fucking shallow and stupid! That's so high school-ish and retarded!
If ur Facebook status reads 'It's Complicated'.... #yallneedtobreakup
It's so hot and sticky outside I feel like a just came out of a vagina..ugh!!!
Have u ever drank soda on am empty stomach and u can actually feel it going down? Yeah that just happened.
The more that people leave me alone.. The more we get along.. Take this whore for instance..
Yup the elevator is going up... Just like ur weight problem
Is coming back to reality on ur list of things to do too?
Being nice takes the fun out of shit
#ThingsEveryoneCanRelateTo looking forward to the next paycheck
If u ever need advice on how to kill somebody and get away with it.. Watch Investigation Discovery
Tomorrow is gonna be the start of a wonderful week :0)
I know u want to have a staring contest with me and all but I'm trying not to throw up in my mouth before lunch time
Cry me a fucking river and go drown in it!
Don't u have a dick to suck or something??
As long as it has a pink warm center .. Men will fuck it .. Eat it.. And look fucking stupid chasing it
Ha listening to this convo at work.. Bitch u work out? That was pretty funny!
I would feel much cleaner walking out of a whore house than I do walking out of the women's bathroom at work
Have u ever seen a really ugly person with a kid and wonder how the hell did they manage that?
I guess that crappy weather in New York gives them hefty bitches up there a good excuse to stay in doors and not go to the beach lol
I'm sorry but if you really still celebrate 4/20 then u clearly belong back in high school!