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RT if you have agreed with every 2chainz song you've ever heard
my philosophy on deleting tweets is thus: do it. do it a lot and all the time and everyone should deactivate.
what is the earliest that its legal to order pizza
i cride. i am cring
please read my article 9 things that are links to other things
Hi twiller I am bad at you
12 day count down till the removal of the roommate who has repeatedly referred to himself as a "celebrity" in complete earnest
Shit, just ran out of favs. Gave my last fav. Burning this account for heat.
if you get high does your whole body get high as well? I'm scared to try
but honey all i really want is for our wedding to be a youtube sensation.
Rap game 5 year old on the lobster boat who won't stop talking about shitting.
Wierd Reality is up and coming
Heh, I guess I am a technocrat *proudly pounds an "iPhone for president" sign into lawn*
idk guns will be pretty impressive when we are exploring space. like: "oh you're from saturn i can break a bottle from 50ft away"
Today is a good day to have a beard in Boston if you like being hassled by yahoos who are still drunk from the game last night.