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Surprisingly, High School Musical 3 does not reveal any further layers of existential complexity.
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NicholaispdracerxBillMc7DannyPocketsian_WrightMeetingBoyjorshuwahBalutFriedaClubRanGTXytrexMyDogDieseldysolution
Passively-aggressively doing roommates' dishes to shame them into action has yet to work.
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rocknorrisrbokAimee_B_LovedFeargalGleanFriedaClubRanGTXytrexprejuthisMyDogDiesel
I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my mental breakdown.
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drewmongehomerdashadtothebonepinkeezysillysgoodRanGTXytrexMyDogDiesel
Everybody you meet at this party will disappoint you. And this party is your life.
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DannyPocketsZaius13DolanitesillysgoodMyDogDieselcourtney_slukakasm
My parents called each other from the car. My dad's voice came on the speakerphone. They talked about how much they couldn't hear each other
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TerryBainBillMc7DannyPocketsian_WrightmelmarenhijabihipsterMyDogDiesel
Boy: You're sticky.
Me: It's lipgloss.
Boy: It's kind of like kissing a frog.
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DannyPocketsjorshuwahthejohnblogRanGTsveiki
It's not that I don't like you. I'm just really busy with stuff. I'm in a different place in my life. Also, I don't like you.
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TerryBainMercyFlushBillMc7MODATMeetingBoy
"He's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows."
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ac_moneyXytrexMyDogDieselstrutting
Spoiler Alert: Everyone dies at the end. -God.
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Dolaniteac_moneyreneeisokay
"I make it a point to never seriously entertain the idea of dating someone crazy enough to date me"
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pinkeezyMyDogDieselfuddlemark
You know how some kids collected state quarters? I collected AOL cds.
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kimproperm1key_m00nRanGT
"I just washed my nalgene."
"... Wait, you wash your nalgene?"
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kimproperBalutdysolution
Hi, Mac.

Hi, PC.

I'm a penguin.
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spdracerxian_Wrighthijabihipster
Whenever women buy gifts for their romantic partners, what they're really saying is "I'd pay money not to give you sex as a present"
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reneeisokaydysolution
Leotards should be illegal.
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kimproperImAVeronica
A stopped clock is right twice a day, but a sundial can be used to kill someone.
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sillysgoodRanGT
Facebook is now telling me who to poke. Goodbye, civil liberties.
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homerdashRanGT
"How can you not have AIM? Did you miss the 90s?"
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FeargalGleanpinkeezy
If "going green" means installing a toilet that conserves water by not flushing, then I want no part of it.
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Nicholaim1key_m00n
Kids today. They just don't understand Helvetica.
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mcritzRanGT
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