I'm still agitated that Twitter hasn't figured out that if a user has 0 friends/followers and tweets the same link 1000 times that it's spam

This storm's totally going to wreck my wild panda refuge in the back yard. #fb

@apollozac you're being facetious, right?

How has #chooseyourownadventure not been made in to an app yet? I mean, come on! #fb #in

Nothing says "winner" like a high school varsity jacket at the bar.

see you later #cmworld daddy's gotta go deal with #sexy9

Holy shit. That explains the secret service. Bill Clinton is on my flight. @ Waiting To Leave The Gate http://t.co/7mUSRpIv

@trx0x @brandie GRILLED PINEAPPLE IS THE MEAT OF THE FRUIT KINGDOM.

People who run those intersections deserve to be shot on sight.

Remember kids, no power at intersections makes it a four way stop.

I have an idea. I just need 480,000 lite brites.

@trx0x moar news

http://t.co/fQIrmNpp how much of a douche are you? haha

@trx0x dude, I thought real hard about it. Mind over matter is bullshit.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

why do all social sharing buttons have to suck so much at loading in?

@aparkerdesign it depends, has said friend asked racoon to pay for its fair share of the heating bill?

@trx0x I'm opening an upscale $1.99 store.

………hilariously wrong. Where was auto correct on this one? http://t.co/GtK0yRgE

Drama only exists when you choose to participate in it.