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Thats weird. My dad sent the family an email congratulating my 2 cuz's on becoming Drs but he forgot to mention how far Ive gotten in Skyrim
Girls just so you know, you guys watching SD channels on our HD TV is probably just as bad if not worse than us leaving toilet seat up.
Fact: My mom always made me turn away during the pottery scene in "Ghost" & I still dont know what happens. Ghost sex?
Man, I bet Chelsea's sex talk growing up was just as epic as this speech. #Clinton #DNC2012
"I bet theres a market for guys who want to look like gay superheroes but need an excuse to wear tight nylon shirts."-Under Armour creator
Do people still go to Tahiti? I believe the only people there are my great aunt and James Brolin.
Pretty much an episode of HIMYM. “@colinmlenton: Interesting angle on the lockdown, a one night stand http://www.esquire.com/_mobile/blogs/culture/lust-during-wartime?src=spr_TWITTER&spr_id=1456_8097681 …”
Please God, I hope this ends this with a sax solo tribute to van halen or something. #Clinton #DNC2012 #sealthedeal
I wish trees and plants got sick whenever we humans had sex. Just so they know what it feels like. #allergies
I swear if Thomas Kincade rises today, so help me...
Im pretty sure Cee Lo Green took the curtains from Libarach's house for that costume.
Downloaded an app on my iPad however, I don't want it on my iPhone. Wirelessly syncs it anyway. #firstworldpains
When we had D.A.R.E. classes in elm school, they made us put on drunk goggles. Dont think they worked, cause nobody looked hotter back then.
Wow, #nbalockout is over. Doesn't change the fact the Harlem Globetrotters will still get a better turn out than 97% of the teams in the NBA
Electronic stores should have a sale on GPS's today in honor of Christopher Columbus. #americaisnotindia
I'm the ''that's what she said'' guy that your group of friends hates.