Sorry. http://t.co/qI3krKEp

Tonight is when Ohio State makes OU look like a bunch of middle schoolers

Q: Why is redbull sold in cans?






A: Because the RedBulls don't have a cup. @columbuscrew #Crew96

they're now filling the pool with ice in the rpac to help recreate the titanic effect.

BREAKING: Niraj is upset about Sherrod Brown winning the Ohio Senate Seat.

Mr. Thompson is struggling this morning. pic.twitter.com/eEr2A9wP

this sort of shit never happened when we were on quarters People didn't get hit by cars, and water mains didn't bust. People just got robbed

Welcome to North carolina, where it's legal to marry your cousin... unless their gay.

Roses Are Red,
The Hulk is Green,
I'd totally smash you,
If you know what I mean 😏😏

There wasn't a bathroom attendant in cantina so I had to rip my own paper towel like some kind of plebeian. Smfh.

lol donald trump blocked me on twitter.

College Dropout kinda morning.

Some dude on 16th paid me 2 dollars to help him find his friends. I just pointed him to some random people and told him to be more social

4 years, 1 degree, and 0 baby mamas. I did college right.

Update: our USG president tweets at himself using the USG account.

Rough outlook for the next few days. pic.twitter.com/bQwKkARN

Between Wrestlemania and the ACM's this is just an overall good day for white people.

Why is randy smith still emailing me about Quarter to Semester Conversion 😠😡💥💢

OU shut down their campus for ONE armed robbery? We have one a week, where's my day off?

Due Tomorrow? Do Tomorrow. #Senioritis