kony 2012!!11!!1! http://t.co/FA0YDYaO

Just 5 cents a day will help support the the lives of me. http://t.co/GnOdotly

"Your brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are." Well...fuck

if your food tastes like shit, add some cheese.

I can't tweet weird shit without kids from my school thinking I'm serious.

Kloe Kardashian are you stupid?LAMAR CAN'T SWIM CAUSE HE'S BLACK

@fakemalltweets she got the last one pic.twitter.com/clBmBnHr

@warpedtourprobs Saw bmth & oli said "craziest crowd surfer wins this skateboard". First time i ever saw a naked ginger.

Lol I got in the car and Me and Julio down by the school yard came on @c0dycat @sarahshouldknow @hotspurcasey

#Twitition Justin Bieber should be hung by his scrotum http://t.co/eHJqSEhS

soldiers tonight are dying for our freedom of speech. The least you could do is exercise it you pussy.

Paige Lily Nyeim & that Dan guy & the Asian Penis dude are defiantly the coolest people I follow. And the ones I like the most.

MySpace angle RT @lilykinscunt: When girls use different angles to trick us into thinking theyre attractive .__.

#ff @dollface_monsta @elambearlion @khloekins @lilykinscunt @y0niggalexi @snazzycatbitch

@capscop IM ITALIAN & YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED & LOUD US ITALIANS GET WHEN WE MICROWAVE BABIES

"Alright guys we're having a drug test today." "Cool what kind of drugs are we testing?"

How many fucks given? Nun. http://t.co/FTGRhda5

@creepyalien420 http://t.co/h7RxAesG

#mentionsomeonebeautiful lol your all ugly.

#tweetlikeatrevor AMERICA.