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How do you think all those people who got locked in during the Crystal Maze are doing?
Reminder that Armed Forces Day didn't exist 3 years ago and is a media exercise to make you feel ok about war.
New Rule: If you're in Glasgow you're not allowed to tweet the words 'Brad Pitt' unless you're directly looking at him right there and then.
Whoever made The Iron Lady should have waited for her to die so that it has a happy ending.
Pure raging that I get hunners of likes and comments on Facebook but on here I get fuck all in the way of a simple retweet.
PROTIP! When yr drunk n in bed alone stroke your own sides n legs n say aloud in a high voice 'yr so cute when yr drunk I love you'
#HowToGetKickedOutOfMcDonalds Insist there is an unhappy meal. Demand the unhappy meal. Get upset & cry when you can't get an unhappy meal
Inflated condom floating up bath street. Written on it. Fuck That Kony Nigga
The easiest way to manipulate someone into having sex with you is to look good & be nice to them.
It's only September but Glasgow got dark quickly huh?
*in a low & horrible voice* Glasgow's always been this dark pal, are you fae here?!
Scotland! 2014! Where the most oft asked question between strangers is 'So are ye a Celtic or Thistle fan?'
YASS! Homer Simpson is being put into the back of an ambulance. We all know how THAT is going to end. #drunkhalloween #SpringfieldGorge