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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Ladies, you know the best way to remove stubborn mascara? Shattered dreams. Works every time!

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    Andrea__B__
  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    There is really no reason for you to talk to me anymore. We've already had this discussion in my mind, and you wasted my time then, too.

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    Xalqee
  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change;courage to change the things I can and patience to not hit coworkers with my car.

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    KenBOrlando
  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Having your best friend move away is just like them dying. But with email.

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    juicymorsel
  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Can't decide if I want to try to clean up my apartment, or just report it as a crime scene.

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    DukeOfOyl________MsSnarky
  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Extreme sexual tension between two people can be a lot of fun. Unless you are the only other person in the room.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    I've often wondered just how much tequila I'd have to drink to become a Patron saint. I bet I'm half way there.

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    KenBOrlando
  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Someone needs to develop health insurance that covers emotions. I need prescriptions for tequila, chocolate and an assassin.

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    AllIstErbAntErCheekyJax__SilleViopritamJAYKARprettyresinMistookMistakepineappleiheartDanKCharnley
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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    If a duck is running toward you, drop the bread. Trust me on this.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Last night's DJ introduced us to a new music style combining tejano and techno. I am pretty sure it's called te-heck-no.

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    AllIstErbAntErfavstar_popKaMBarberanBloatedCarcassKenBOrlando
    KenBOrlando
  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Welcome to another episode of "Why the fuck do I bother?"

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Passed a wreck this morning where a girl had crashed into a stop sign. I hope she noticed the irony.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Going to IKEA for a new desk tomorrow. As if I don't have enough frustrations in my life already...might as well build Swedish furniture.

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    KenBOrlando
    KenBOrlando
  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Today I learned how to put a poo icon next to a contact in my iPhone. Now no one is safe.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Well, it didn't make my clothes fall off, but that tequila certainly made me overly honest.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Let's see...I've made 2 coworkers cry, 1 throw a pen across a room, 1 stop speaking to me and 1 threaten to quit. I'm a great HR person.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    You know you are an accountant when a 10 page spreadsheet finally balances and gets to see your O-face.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    That awkward moment when someone says he's happy to see me, but I know he's lying. I like to make that last as long as I can.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    I just love being ignored. And apparently, I also love wasting perfectly good passive aggression. Not that you noticed.

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  • imjustcarrie
      Just Carrie @imjustcarrie

    Perhaps I am too old for a Happy Meal when I can no longer identify the "toy" that came with it.

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@imjustcarrie

@imjustcarrie

I'm just Carrie...isn't that apparent? I love green. I am witty, yet boring. Sarcastic, yet honest. Mostly.