@justinbieber can you follow me justin i've masturbated to boyfriend every day since it came out

i'm so glad i'm white because if i go missing it will be on the news

RT if you haven't done anything with your life and will probably die alone

remember: no matter how pretty the face, she could still have a weird vagina

if you are pro-choice let's make-out

i can't wait to grow up and become a prostitute and get hacked to pieces by a serial murderer

HI I TALK IN ALL CAPS AND LITERALLY ALL MY TWEETS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT FEMINISTS AND HOW MANY UNFOLLOWED ME BECAUSE IM ANNOYING AND UNFUNNY

this just in: i love me http://t.co/K7oioP8j

i am going to die alone. i am going to die alone. i am going to die alone. i am going to die alone. i am going to die alone. i am going to d

i wish sontuk was my boyfriend

my mom loves black guys

fuck me with a bottle of champagne i'm feeling classy

george costanza has really pink nipples

http://t.co/rGTHgBMt my boyfriend

you seem down. want me to lick your asshole?

sext: i'm a bear and u are a fish. i bat u out of the river and eat u. i defecate and u become one with the earth

thank god i'm a spoiled white girl i would not have made it through life otherwise

tribute to @sontuk http://t.co/jTmqL3MR

did you know i used to have a crush on mihmnop EWWWW ew e w ed e, ,e vhkfd wow i need to raise my standards (no offense mihm)

someone be my friend and oh also you have to be hot and a guy and then we can spend all our time together cool right