Campbell Newman has made being a nurse 1000 x shittier 😰😰😰😰

I wish people would wear blue or maroon not black so I knew if they were hot or not.

It's bad that when I see young men in plaster with pins & crutches etc, my first thought is 'You were probably being a dickhead'.

Hospitals will no longer be hiring agency nurses, so present staff will need to cover sick leave, or the patient load will increase for us.

This is because Campbell Newman wants to save 30 BILLION by years end in the health dept.

Nurses are now having to do double shifts, then come back for scheduled shifts 10 hours later. Expect patients to die. It will happen.

Accidentally broke my old flatmate's favourite mug that she left behind.

It broke when I put it in a bag & threw it on the tiles. Oops.

Why can't people just EAT THEIR FOOD FUCKING QUIETLY? Am I the only human being with quiet eating skills? Close your mouth, chew. Simple.

I get really peeved when people comment on my lunch. "Ohh, healthy lunch today!"
Bitch please, this is my normal food, that I eat everyday.

If I was to marry someone, I'd like it to be the host of a fishing show. What a rad job. He'd be happy & I'd get fish for dinner a lot.

@jordaniqua who is Anthony Callea?

@ezwoo some things are more important than others. fellatio is more important than roasting chicken.

Fuck safety tweets- it's Aus/Hottest 100 day! EVERYONE GET OUT IN THE SUN & GET CUNTED!

xx

Fuck I love when hot chicks swear. A lot. You go @clementine_ford . Merry Cuntmas indeed!

Leave Britney alone! RT @kmillerheidke: Wow. RT @adamboland7 Youtube vision from inside North Korea http://t.co/ZGcDmvgT

Remember when you were a kid & you hated being forced to have a nap?

Yeah, you were stupid.

Constantly amazed by the kind of people who are getting laid and I am not.

Song that has fast become my favourite ever. New clip for @thegrates ... Watch now please :) http://t.co/WhS4Ouh0

@badadvicenurse He had to kiss my mouth later. But yeah, ex boyfriend now, waste not want not!

@badadvicenurse was once so high I vommed up an e & picked it out. Boyf stopped me in time before I... Let's not go there. #19&stupid