Had a dream about fucking Christoph Waltz. With the beard. And the Oscars. While on my period. Heh.

Djangoooooooooooooo....

A nest of birds has hatched outside my window. Fuck me.

@bulletproofqpid ...and thou shalt squeezeth thus faithfully and with vigor sayeth the Lord.

Come here and grab my butt...thus sayeth the Lord.

At what point did my body forget how to sleep in?

No two-shoulder backpacks, men over 40.

Can't get the fetor hepaticus out of my head...

"Frost advisory?!?! It is fucking MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND." - Dinosaurs

Oh my God, i have a day off... Time to do laundry! [drives forklift] ...and drink bourbon! [drives forklift to liquor store]

Don't hide from complications when they occur... Like rotten food in the fridge, it ain't gonna get better.

The science of medicine is knowing what to do...and the art of when not to.

"This is a snakeskin jacket. It's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom." pic.twitter.com/xSQrdtNd8j

I'm a woman, i don't need a reason...just an opportunity.

I always return to the fire.

I just want to slide into your lap a little. Facing you. Hi.

Ari Graynor ...she's like 30 yr old Bette Midler mixed with tequila and sex. And without all that goddamn singing.

I like it when he knows more than me. But, I'll never admit it. ......shit.

Pure beauty and emotion in simple words. #FF @rasmithii to understand why words were invented.

I don't even drink blended Scotch...why would I be interested in half-assed love or friendship?