"...double down on trickle down." - Bill Clinton

"He's singing our song!" - 311

#irrelevantStretch #DNC

I can't believe how awesome this show was. Go listen to the craziest bit of audio from @dougbenson's set Sunday:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/graham-elwood-vs.-six-finger/id281816774?i=159255536&mt=2 …

Going to bday-eve happy hour at 2up before we truck down to the @gothictheatre for @kristenschaaled and @kurtbraunohler tonight. #blastin

I haven't yet looked into what Perfect Couples is all abouWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE! http://www.nbc.com/perfect-couples/about/

I just heard an exchange of "Whazaaaaaaaaaaaa!" on the other side of the floor. It's time to go home.

@ian_okc I will virtually favorite this sentiment here, now, much like I favorited last night IRL.

Oh my god. The inaugural Mother's Day @dougbenson in Denver was so ducking nuts. #sixfingertim

@kirabira You sound like the peeps in the gym today. Let's take it down a notch! They're all American citizens, right? #candycrush

Selection from gchat with Mike: SO IN @pattonoswalt's STAR WARS VII SAM JACKSON COULD FIGHT HIMSELF [NICK FURY vs. MACE WINDU] #ohshit

Qwik! What's the number for the @alyankovic hotline? This Adele parody, "Roomba Has It," is turning into something faster than I can control

Fun, fun, fun day with @ian_okc and my best bro @oklahubble (@ Copper Mountain Resort w/ 7 others)  http://4sq.com/X63Id8 

I'm using @googlereader today like I did when I first got it. NEVER EVER LOOKING AWAY.

@ian_okc Just to be clear, it should definitely be newly confirmed justices, and not baby versions of the current occupants.

Goodbye forever @jimmyjohns. You have a store practically in my building and I loved those subs. JJ Liautaud is an asshole+. #googleimages

My coworker just said to his cubemate, "I just saw them 'Hunger Games.' Tell you what, if that happened to my family I'd be sad." #cantargue

I'm telling you, vinyl night is one of the best things you can ever do. Ever. @kakoivisto @ian_okc @skiptomylolo

I ALSO loved the Legend of Korra finale. So many kickass ladies!

This was a really cool place. Plus I saw a severed finger today! http://t.co/SFOk783J

If I use a filter it doesn't look so bad, right? http://t.co/ZMh5hrRV

. @ian_okc's masterwork. Credits: @ian_okc - kabobaneer, @okcguy - sous chef, @incredimarc - Santa's Little http://t.co/VNb9md1i