Paul Ryan is the only guy who listens to Rage Against the Machine and sides with the machine.

Our thoughts are with all the fact-checkers tonight.

Fox News still insisting John McCain won in 2008.

Maybe the Pope isn't quitting. Maybe he's just giving up being the Pope for lent.  http://on.cc.com/UYjpCq 

Romney wins Indiana. Figures Romney would win the only state more boring than himself.

Biden's not really taking notes. He's just writing LOL LOL LOL on the back of his hand. #vpdebate

Herman Cain is the perfect Fox News contributor because he has political and business experience and is an idiot.

Obama walks out, drops the mic, leaves.

Oh, cool, I didn't realize Mitt Romney was moderating this debate. #debates

You can tell Obama is no longer worried about getting reelected because he mentioned global warming.

This campaign to re-elect Bill Clinton is going really well. #debates

Seriously, is someone tickling Biden under the table? #vpdebate

Nate Silver is going to get so laid tonight on World of Warcraft.

Mr. Oil, Mr. Gas and Mr. Coal: Romney just appointed his Cabinet. #debates

Today, voters from all over America go to the polls to help decide who Ohio will pick as president.

Romney calling Obama to concede must have been the most awkward conversation Romney has had since the last conversation he had.

Romney: "Let's not go into hypotheticals." Like, you know, "what would you do if you were president, Mitt Romney?" #debates

Happy President's Day to everyone who thinks Benjamin Franklin was a president. You people are the real heroes.

Mitt Romney did a terrible job running his campaign. He really should have outsourced it to China.

Republicans plan was to call Obama a metrosexual, black Abe Lincoln? They do realize that sounds awesome, right?