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indéblogged... Why not fuck this shit too? http://bit.ly/cpVRxp
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And thanks for the well wishes. May be seeing you on some of the other intertubes in the future. Anyone heard of this Google Buzz?
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The real reason for my departure is due to this sweet new game I found, called "Everquest." I think it's going to use up all my free time.
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It better befits a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - A marvelous quotation from Lucius Annaeus... http://tumblr.com/xtg6qlaji
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Big thanks to @Justmarie85 for correcting a spelling error in one of the tweets she stole from me.
I need a Cap & Trade policy that will allow me to purchase some health credits to offset the horrible things I did to my body this weekend.
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Every time I see icicles, I have an overwhelming urge to commit suicide in a mysterious way.
These empty Evan Williams bottles might be a hint.
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No clue where I left my self-respect, though...
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My car was exactly where I left it. Sure wish someone would have told me to look there.
"Why yes, I would love to try a Budweiser & Clamato," has to be the dumbest thing I have ever said.
'cause fuck the earth, I just want to inherit me some wine.
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...that's the sort of charity work which a proper religion would support, right? Crushing hangovers make me feel very meek, after all.
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It should not be this hard to find an open bar at 10am on a Sunday. Might have to crash some communions to delay the onset of this hangover.
Pretty sure i'm winning at failure right now.
Better yet, just park near it and repeatedly honk 'shave-and-a-haircut' until I hear you.
Seriously, i'm not even sure what town my car is in. If you see a green Hyundai with license plates that say "INDABUT," pleae send me a DM.
Trying to figure out this 72 hour bender thing.

Related: Has anyone seen my car?
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@akaperdant I have a stash in my unused car, but it's buried under 3 ft of snow, and masturbating is a poor substitute for shoveling.
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