@indefensible's (Indefensible) most faved Tweets...
Twitter's the place to brag about having sex with your girlfriend right? Well guess what? I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Zooey Deschanel looks like she was designed by a committee of gay men who were trying to guess what hetero guys want in a girlfriend.
With a new one for each day, Tiger's harem is like an advent calendar except for some reason none of them are actually chocolate.
I didn't think such a thing was possible but Tiger Woods' sex scandal is even more boring than golf.
I've never engaged the services of a prostitute because what if I like it too much and I have to keep paying for it, like cocaine. Or Iraq.
All you people worried about plagiarised tweets seem to have forgotten Darfur, where the children have no tweets at all.
The sexes will never be truly equal until there's a way for men to masturbate without looking like they're angrily shaking a spraycan.
140 characters is enough to give someone a compliment, but not enough so you can avoid sounding creepy. Also, you have nice eyeballs.
The word 'Polyamory' is an attempt to make the act of fucking tons of people respectable instead of awesome.
My girlfriend doesn't love me so much as she hates me a tiny bit less than she hates everything & everyone else on the entire planet.
Sometimes I wish I was American just so I could have an interesting political landscape. Then I think of my free healthcare and reconsider.
If you're over 25 and are going to see Harry Potter, I'll assume you either have kids, or like to fuck them.
Ladies, don't make your tattoos too intricate because if I get distracted and start reading I lose my boner. Lose/lose.
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