@joehockey It's Christmas ya fuck knuckle.

RT @inmoxiecated If you’re spruiking Abbott’s SES appearance: He was at Bne airport in a clean suit by 1.30pm. Can’t have done any work…

Do not arrest these people. They are the only ones I've ever seen who know how to use indicators in QLD.

Whincup really is a bloody good driver. Don't come at me with @teamvodafone888 cheating bullshit after today. Last to THIRD #v8sc

Newman is cancelling Breastscreen to save money yet spending $110m on horse racing Doomben and EF would look good with boobs all over them..

Getting a little sick of this. I dropped 4 #nopermitnopark flyers yesterday! Want to join the fight?  http://bit.ly/Ya8gzu 

This is the first time I've bought a game on release.day. #forzahorizon  http://twitpic.com/b6n17g 

So... Tammy is a naughty girl  http://twitpic.com/clzd3n  #nopermitnopark Rode Rd Coles. Stafford Heights.

I know it's early but can we make #eatadick2012 be the NYE hashtag please.

How can @theqldpremier justify stopping this bus from saving lives in remote North Queensland? http://t.co/RenR5bZK #savebreastscreenqld

#therapture IS happening, but there was a translation mistake, it's the beliebers who'll be taken not the believers. #imfinewithiteitherway

No QLD! Bad QLD - smacks for you http://tinyurl.com/QldHates (via @notsomadboy)

.@thatkevinsmith and @smosier On #smodcast this week singing Willie Nelson! Fucking awesome!

@blairharrigan @michaeltunn Yeah @cuhlmann needs to get his tongue out of Abbots arse.

Here is today's incident with Shane Van Gisbergen Hitting the medical car #v8sc  http://youtu.be/CqkeIga3lCc  via @youtube

"CIA" "Clive Palmer" and "Greens" are trending for obvious reasons. But I don't understand why "off his fucking rocker" isn't under that.

Can offer fostering on acreage for small livestock and dogs/cats @ Upper Brookfield. Call - 0417 632460 #qldfloods /cc @can_do_campbell

@theqldpremier Please stop lying, as a government representative you are obligated to not lie! @shaneelliott74

So lovely gentleman in his 'big man' F250 just threatened to shove his fist down my throat.  http://twitpic.com/cm6toh  #nopermitnopark

WTF is Alf Stewart doing there in a cop uniform? RT @JuliaGillardThe Major Incident Room at AFP Headquarters pic.twitter.com/EyqFLe1h3g