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SG ppl! Yellow & blk Subaru TS, red plate SGY334Y was stolen frm Sembawang last night. If spotted, call Gerald 97305803. Pls RT!
abs are '6-pack' or '8-pack'. 'pecs' are chest muscles. telling pple you have '6 pecs' makes you a mutant cow. #moo #EnglishLesson
Dear Low Thia Kiang, please slap the following twats: TPL, WKS, MBT, VB. Make sure they're nowhere near the steering wheel. #SGE2011
Dad: 'For traditional Chinese, it's v rude to play w ur phone during meals.'. Me: 'In traditional Chinese times, there were no mobiles.'
女=woman. What happens when 3 women congregate? In Chinese, 姦 means 'wickedness'; in Japanese, 'noisy'. Nothing to add, your honour. ^.^
Dear gods, these Kpop fans write such appallingly bad English. Go work on passing O-level English before coming onto Twitter & FB, kthnxbye.
Mr Awkward is Yam Ah Mee, chief executive director of the PA. I had dinner w him a month ago. He talks like that in real life! #SGE2011
He's Just Not That Into Tampons #ReplaceTitlesWithTampons
Text messages going ard abt BBC confirming Japan radiation leak reaching Philippines today are FALSE. Don't spreak the hoax any further.
Whenever i hear/see the term 'Laksamana' (admiral), I think of a big Malay warrior in period dress yelling 'where's the laksa?'. #random
Minnan Hokkien lesson of the day: 'swee' (beautiful), is written 媠. Hence 'sibeh swee ah' (dead father is beautiful) is '死爸媠啊'.
ACS Jakarta clogs up the neighbourhood streets with luxury cars all day. The country may change but ACS is still ACS ^.^
Someone tweeted 'Dead or alive, LKY you are our father; our past, present and future.' What is this, North Korea? *breakfast comes up*
If we're all going to jail for downloading/sharing music, I hope they divide us according to music preferences! No rap/hiphop cellmate pls!
Fun fact: the SG Supreme Court is the only one in the world where the statue of Lady Justice is NOT blindfolded. #furthercommentsuperfluous
brazen SIM girl got on bus, glared at me, said to friend, 'men dunno how to give up seats to ladies anymore'. my reply: 'you're no lady.'
As I watchthe Royal Wedding, the PAP's infernal propaganda vans drive by to interrupt the gorgeous singing. Another reason to hate the PAP!
The term 'cell group' makes me think of jails and terrorists. #justsaying
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence. ~Charles Bukowski
Why do so many Chinese Singaporeans bother learning Spanish/Japanese/French/German/Korean when their English needs serious work? #idiotplebs
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