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...and in that rock block we had The Republicans with their hit 'tricking stupid poor people to vote against their best interests'
What's it called when you hear a baby cry and milk shoots out of your nipples? Asking for MY NIPPLES
Hyperbole is the best literary device ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one
Just found out my dog's name is Steve. I've been calling him Uncle Radish Neck for like 32 dog years. So you CAN teach an old dog new tricks
You can lead a horse to whiskey but you can't make him alienate his horse friends & get arrested for pissing on a police horse
I'm sick of these motherfucking gyros in this motherfucking deli!
- Sandwich L Jackson
Have you ever noticed that you're reading something pontless right now?
I don't mean to brag, but I have a boner
"Let's get people who are terrible at everything & give them weapons & cars & get them to fuck with everyone forever." -Inventor of police
You know what really pisses me off? You can get herpes even if you're fucking a corpse!!!!!
Why does the Catholic church complain more about having to provide condoms than they do about priests raping children?
Artist with no body of work. Millionaire with no money. Drug dealer with no deals.