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Whenever you feel like your life isn't working out, just take a deep breath and remember: God doesn't exist so it's definitely your fault
...and in that rock block we had The Republicans with their hit 'tricking stupid poor people to vote against their best interests'
What's it called when you hear a baby cry and milk shoots out of your nipples? Asking for MY NIPPLES
Never realized that a statistically significant number of Star Wars fans have lisps
According to what I saw this past weekend, St. Patrick is the patron saint of shirt puke and treating all chicks like a stadium toilet
Hyperbole is the best literary device ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one
I wish I could find my Letterman/Muppets parody t-shirt: Late Night with Kermit Letterfrog. Top 10 list on the back was coolest in 4th grade
Artist with no body of work. Millionaire with no money. Drug dealer with no deals.
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