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Whenever you feel like your life isn't working out, just take a deep breath and remember: God doesn't exist so it's definitely your fault
Have you ever noticed that you're reading something pointless right now?
...and in that rock block we had The Republicans with their hit 'tricking stupid poor people to vote against their best interests'
What's it called when you hear a baby cry and milk shoots out of your nipples? Asking for MY NIPPLES
Just announced: keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention is a huge toilet
Everyone who still listens to Smash Mouth regularly also owns a vape store
Never realized that a statistically significant number of Star Wars fans have lisps
According to what I saw this past weekend, St. Patrick is the patron saint of shirt puke and treating all chicks like a stadium toilet
I thought that song I'm Like a Bird was a metaphor but apparently it's about Nelly Furtado pooping on windshields.
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