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chocolate milk is important!
Nastia Liukin weightloss pics oh sorry wrong window
i've been watching a lot of movies from the 1930s. on a related note, i'm going to develop a habit of weeping against door frames.
FAVORITE THIS TWEET WHEN I DIE
"tex-mexican and chinese food" says the restaurant sign. "hooray!" says my heart.
*runs up to stranger, lint rolls their black pant leg. "YOU JUST GOT LINT-ROLLED!!!" *runs away
anyone have a well i can fall down asking for a fr(me me me me me me me me)
my biggest wish this holiday season is that the sweet potato barf on front steps goes away soon.
at what point in the airport process is it ok to overdose
i bought coasters tonight everything's the saddest
WAS JIM LEHRER THE LEAD SUBJECT IN THE MOVIE BULLY
jokes on you america i read all your posts and still don't know what teams played tonight what is my prize
shot in the dark here, but guessing the most underrated comedy trick is people using objects that aren't phones as if they were phones.
guys i'm back to doing lowercase tweets fyi
Sometimes I smell bad breath and it reminds me of people I made out with and I become nostalgic.
Today I will let your light shine into my hidden places!