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poekslefauxfroghawkearmiscnovaquinntilermartsh
All Dropbox users (on OSX): Quit Dropbox, then run rm ~/.dropbox/cache/* - and thank me later.
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lylejohnsonnateritterpatrickrhoneSolimanderrickyrodmac
It's all fun and games until someone loses and iPhone.
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JulieAndRufusjustalittletastNetByMattBBGEE
Based on the amount of bullshit he's giving me tonight, I'm guessing my son will be in marketing as an adult.
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omousetewhaGeordanBBGEE
Both my son and my fridge have leaked onto the floor tonight. Hopefully the dishwasher isn't fazed by peer pressure.
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glenstansberrynicksdkayeBBGEE
Brett thinks you should become a fan of "Ask Me to be a Fan of One More Thing and I'll Cut You." on Facebook!
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dlpascotewhavegangeek
At the mall.

Later, I'll be punching myself in the nuts after I intentionally burn my dinner and call my wife fat.
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jbielichvegangeekmarcymac
Man, I had no idea that Diet Mountain Dew tasted so much like Regular Goat Urine.
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crispycrackaLOLGASMICvegangeek
Pre-order UNCLUTTER YOUR LIFE IN ONE WEEK
and get PDFs of all the worksheets in the book for free: http://bit.ly/urKKv (via @erdoland)
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bryanHuperniketesoperknockity
The S stands for "Suck it, Palm"
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hawkearSolimanderlatca
just kinda want to crawl into bed until things don't suck any longer.
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elaisonlinetvelaisonlinepvtSLB
Brb, I'm going to write "IE7" on a stuffed monkey and then beat the living hell out of it. http://ff.im/-3eWX1
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dlpascoGeordanBenCecka
The "Poke" link on my facebook profile should instead read "click here to be removed from Brett's friends list in the next 24 hours".
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abigvictoryjxpx777voyagerfan5761
svn commit -m 'if i really said what I wanted to right now, you would undoubtedly fire me and call the cops'
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dlpascovoyagerfan5761HonkeyKong
I just killed a waterbug so large, it tried to reason with me
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glenstansberrysonyanewssherrme
Oh, and why has nobody ever told me about MailPlane before? Because holy *shit* awesome. If you use Gmail and a Mac, go buy it now.
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sergeclaesenTHE_EddieJones
I just rolled my eyes so hard that I'm pretty sure my optic nerve is now tied in some type of sailor's knot.
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dlpascovegangeek
Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'inkedmn'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ
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operknockitymisc
It's worth having a free Backpack account even if you only use it for the SMS reminders.
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operknockitymisc
My hard drive sounds like a pack of wild geese doused in motor oil and set ablaze while their goslings look on in horror. Literally.
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MrGuiltlongstride
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