Being a Mathematician in the making, I have unfortunately overlooked one important variable on the last problem on my final. Deodorant.

Yahoo & Tumblr: In this stoner comedy, an unemployed old man and a quirky teenager start a business selling websites.

'Generational 035 - Information Capture and Recall with Bradley Chambers' has been posted  http://bit.ly/10X9oHb 

If you like oscillating between feeling like the stupidest person on earth and a fucking genius, you’ll love coding.

“I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.”―Bill Cosby

Evernote SDK for iOS Updates: Meetups, WWDC, and Devcup!  http://bit.ly/10iRxtX 

Hey, terrorists, the only thing we love more than our freedom is Kevin Smith so...

Your "illest motherfucker" bumper sticker goes real nice on the minivan you inherited from your mom.

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

Let it be known that @inkedmn is a gentleman and a pal.

This Craigslist ad for an administrative assistant is maybe the greatest thing ever seen on CL.  http://bit.ly/YieD3X 

(via @laura_hudson)

I love all the geeky things people do with Drafts, but hope nobody forgets that it can also be a wonderfully simple tool for the novice.

If kids are playing football on the street and the ball lands on your lawn *pick up ball* *fake pass to kid/throw on roof* "GAME OVER BABAY"

I can't even get Betaworks' site to load to read about the Instapaper purchase. I'm sure they'll do great with it. #sarcasm

Bad news gang. All indications seem to suggest that that "COEXIST" bumper sticker isn't working.

I'm really bummed that @fartisan is someone who has no idea what a rich, delicious twitter handle he's got.

GOT MY TICKET LOSERS

'CMD+SPACE 037 - Business Doesn’t Have to be Evil, with Brett Kelly' has been posted

We're joined by @inkedmn

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Concerned Citizens, we WILL have #SAGA12 available for purchase at  http://comixology.com . Once purchased, you can sync it to your app!

Narcissus had nothing on us.