@hotdiggedydemon Don't get cocky.

@peterkingcbs It's the EXACT SAME speech - and bad one-liners - she gave last Sat.

If wooing a woman with a Deep Space Nine box set is wrong, I don't want to be right.

@joelstraley Not if you're a 'Til Tuesday fan.

Live Video from Boston:  http://boston.cbslocal.com/live-video/  (WBZ-TV)  http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon … (WCVB)  http://www1.whdh.com/video/7newslive  (WHDH)

@katerina_sciofc I keep a group of index cards on me at all times. That way my last words are a little more memorable than "gazpacho soup".

Nothing like Chris Miller & Bob Montgomery at the mics for the biggest Leipsic game in decades! #GOVIKES

@alispagnola You didn't show your work.

@ruthico @inturnaround I'm not. In fact, I'm going to livetweet the 1958 Oscars to confuse people. #notreally

@5sf It begins... pic.twitter.com/TcAutJbQ

@5sf My shotglass arrived today! And you can cram about a dozen packing peanuts from the box into it! Thanks guys. pic.twitter.com/grP4hJiW

@alispagnola Hello, and thanks for following. I hope I do not disappoint.

@joelstraley Pray we do not update them any further.

@findlaycourier Will ahe parade down Main Street riding @rafalcaromney ?

@badbanana Roger Clemens has become the Jay Leno of baseball.

@thatkevinsmith Do the trains run on time under the benevolent rule of @netheadww? #netheads

Need something good to listen to? @johnfugelsang & @frankconniff took over @smshow today. Catch the replay on WDTW/Detroit on @iheartradio

@disalmanac Really? I would've figured a lot less. #donotbringyourevilhere

Gotta figure out a way to convince my work that the RadarScope app is a legitimate work expense.

@stephanieclient I can't seem to get past the flirting with it.