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In the end, we're forced to divide by zero, and we stand in awe of the silence betraying no answer.
We are creators of artificial life.
Judge: "Make your final statement. If it's true, I'll sentenced you to 4 years in prison, else I'll sentence you to 6 years." Free yourself.
Cum laude, is not what you think it is.
I like to pretend I'm Irish with a speech impediment.
At the bar. On my second pitcher. Ozzy blaring from the speakers. Amen.
I do all my April Fools pranks on April 2nd.
For earth hour, I'm volunteering at my local hospital by unplugging all life support systems.
ATTENTION: April 1st is International Atheist Day. Let's mark this day by visiting book stores and move Bibles to the fiction section. RT
The world was so much simpler during the Cold War.
"Pay attention, pussy!" - Adderall
smarmy: adjective, ingratiating and wheedling in a way that is perceived as insincere or excessive; unctuous.
If she vilifies me any further, the devil will slap me with a copyright infringement lawsuit.
You're all in my head.
I will tie the knot as soon as I have you in my basement.
I'm a bad boy wannabe. But in reality, just a boy gone bad. http://favstar.fm/users/insinuateme/recent