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I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.
@neilhimself It seems fitting that two Snow White movies will have to battle it out to see which is the most marketable of all.
For everyone who went to @rifftrax Live last night. Welcome Back. http://t.co/B7u3QLwL
Free Posters for @neilhimself All Hallows Read http://t.co/T9e6zw3z Click, Print, Share.
I said I was going to make a Cthulhu Barbie and I did. http://t.co/x0QUmAVJ
Everyone who calls it the God Particle. #WhatToPutInTheSuperColliderNext
I'm sick and tired of hearing what the Founding Fathers wanted. I suspect the answer is indoor plumbing and French prostitutes anyway.
It's international women's day, the one time of the year when all women can hook back up to the collective and form a giant killer robot.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change; courage to change the things I can; and lasers that shoot from my eyes.
Sure, tell a woman to get back into the kitchen. That's where the knives and fire are.
Star Wars/Star Trek fans want to blow a few blood vessels? Read the copy on this costume. http://t.co/7LBZio1
I'm so sick of "family values." Gay people have families, atheists have families. Treating people as subhuman isn't my family values.
Why is bisexuality so hard for people to understand? Just because you're eating chocolate doesn't mean you suddenly hate vanilla.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change; courage to change the things I can; and lasers that shoot from my eyes.
I'm sick and tired of hearing what the Founding Fathers wanted. I suspect the answer is indoor plumbing and French prostitutes anyway.
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change; courage to change the things I can; and lasers that shoot from my eyes.
The FDA should take a page from RPG's and turn the food pyramid into an attributes system. This bread gives me +5 to fiber!
"Best calorie sex burning moves." Take off your pants, pull out a Bunsen burner and set a doughnut on fire.