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One of the funniest and saddest things is startling your unborn child while farting. Just putting that out there.
Going to bed. At old-people o'clock.
I will never be able to own a fish or bird. Every day I would have to resist the urge to eat them. Some days even the cats look tasty.
Note to self: Don't look at other peoples' art when working on a drawing. You'll only depress yourself.
Clint: I was told to never turn down free food. Me: By who? Clint: By me. Me: ...
When I draw people, I always draw them naked first, because that way I'll know how to make the clothes drape, etc...
Time to eat some pretzels that expired two weeks ago.