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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.
I just made a delicious meal of leftovers. And by leftovers, I mean an open bag of chips and half a 2 liter of pop.
Sometimes having children makes me wish I was independently wealthy so I could afford a nanny...for my husband to sleep with.
So the fact that I spend more time picking a Halloween costume than making a career choice is ok, right?
My 91 yo neighbor is so lazy. Her newspapers and mail are piling up and I never see her answer the door for the UPS man anymore.
I just drove by the scene of the crime. And by that, I mean the hospital where your mother gave birth.
I thought I was getting exponentially funnier. Turns out I was wrong, at least according to my 4 y.o. Apparently she has higher standards.
Ever been in the middle of an argument, and suddenly a lightbulb goes off and you realize you were wrong? Yeah. Me neither.
BTW: My ex asked in a sarcastic tone, 'Isn't Twitter kinda high school?' Anyone wanna stuff him in a locker?
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