To Lambert fans: I'll pass along word that we should avoid the song we were sent. Listened to it and it wasn't very good anyway!

Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. But yeah, it's totally gay marriage making a mockery of marriage.

Two American icons that have never been photographed together: Statue of Liberty and Space Shuttle as it flew over NYC. http://t.co/8wdlcGZi

Here you go Lambert crazies. This is the email I received. Now stop saying I misquoted or misunderstood. :) http://twitpic.com/1dmhji

A new Des Moines concert festival is born! @STAR1025's All-Star Summer Concert with @Train, @AdamLambert, @NeonTrees... http://t.co/MWoc1MJL

George Lucas is not going to trick me into seeing Episode 1 in 3D. I don't need Jar Jar ruining my life in an extra dimension.

Dear Government, Get your shit together or we're voting ALL of your asses out. Stop embarrassing us. Signed, America

Saddest picture out of Japan: Frightened panda bear clings to human after earthquake. http://bit.ly/f6LQ3o

At 33, Thomas Jefferson helped author the Declaration of Independence. Today, my 33 year old self had a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.

Don't pity the #Glee kids for getting ridiculed. Feel for the Jazz band that apparently has to follow them everywhere to back them up.

ISS and docked Shuttle Atlantis seen from the ground in broad daylight. AWESOME! #NASATweetup http://youtu.be/AgoVGWazev8

Wow. can't reply to all that just @'ed me. The single is B4M. It was sent by the download service that gives us all new music.

So @Iowa_Corn's response to angry fans was to LOCK their twitter account? Wow. This is textbook of how NOT to respond to social criticism.

Hey Kanye West, I hate to interrupt this time where you haven't said shit, but JD SALINGER HAD THE BEST STRETCH OF NOT SAYING SHIT EVER!

If I win the Mega Millions tonight, I'll give 1 million dollars to a random person that retweets this.

Photo of the devastation at the Apple Store following Steve Jobs' resignation. http://t.co/Z3LsZcM

The government has declared that the Minnesota Vikings CAN get a $3,500 rebate in the "cash for clunkers" program.

Wanna piss off a bunch of space nerds? Drive your boat into the box. #NASATweetup

I'm at the government research facility.
I'm at the Taco Bell.

I'm at the combination government research facility and Taco Bell.

Duggars in Iowa. It's officially a freakshow.