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i have peed so much today
Sometimes I ponder how much better my sex life would be in prison.
Some of us just don't grow out of it.
Get the fuck over it or you're in the wrong relationship.
Haha some 12 year old girl just tried to pull attitude with me on fucking instagram. Lmao. Why does a 12 year old have an instagram?
Mario kart skills are outrageousss
I wonder if anyone has ever died from complications of masturbating too vigorously.
We're all idiots when we're young.
I try things. Trisexual.
I want a burger. And pizza. And onion rings.
No joke.. I've seen at least 5 people say they were fed up with Obama's "socialism" and moving to Canada. Ummm... Should I break the news?
This guy walks into a bar. .......I got nothin.
What is it about farting that is so funny?
People literally say literally, literally way too much. Literally.
Don't live life on a schedule. You will only end up disappointed.
I'm bored. Because vagina.
Lovin life. 24. From everywhere between LA and 6⃣1⃣9⃣ San Diego.❌⭕❌⭕ ♉ I throw down in the kitchen. And I can make more than just a sandwich.