@thatspureirish my mam couldn't find her way home from Derry, so she waited until she saw a Dublin reg and followed it home #pureirish

You know it's been a turbulent evening in Irish Current Affairs when #latelate is trending @thatspureirish

64% of children under the age of 5 believe the Taoiseach and President of the country to be Jedward. #SadButTrue #Census11

@rihanna here I got into physio, do ya have any sore muscles or anything xoxo

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN RT “@uberfacts: The country of Japan is made up of 8,652.”

I keep thinking my sister is staring out the window at me, but it's actually just a chair that looks like her

#irishthings MAMMMM TURN ON THE IMMERSION

Why would you even buy a convertible in Ireland like it's about as useful as the long-haired fella in Black Eyed Peas

#KidneyOut #LiverToo

#PlaystationMemories the classic locking of the butler into the freezer in Tomb Raider #asimplertime

I think Brian O'Driscoll should bring his new baby onto the pitch at the end, and hold her up in the style of the Lion King

Decided to accept a distant family member on Facebook who I've never met... What an absolute madbitch pic.twitter.com/rkLXgjjM

Story with the mature students trying to get an education in lectures #wheresthebant

I swear if the weather was like this everyday in Ireland the sale of Bulmers would exceed the amount of debt this country owes

'See that clock above the door? Well the man who bought us that for our wedding is in prison now.' - Mam on, presumably, the danger of time

I think it's safe to say myself, @echter and @rachelalford finished off the night with a bang! And Laura got the shift x3452 times.

Tweet @andrew_malone @ciaragore @ashleighjohanna @bashingdastard @fruglo @youlickdick good luck tomorrow! T'will be deserved!

My mam is sitting beside Bernard from @republicoftelly.. didn't make it obvious she was taking a photo anyway pic.twitter.com/fETzXWYgxe

I'm more in the dark about what'll be on our exams than a Hollister shop

#NameProblems oh for fuck sake just put a fada on all the vowels to be safe #séánmáhér