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Dear Pope,
Religion and birth control are more compatible than you may think. Every time a condom breaks, someone learns to pray.
Religion and birth control are more compatible than you may think. Every time a condom breaks, someone learns to pray.
"These 'day of the week' pill dispensers would be great if I could remember what goddamn day it is." - my grandma
Teaching journalism ethics is easy. I just turn on Fox News and say, "See that? Don't do that." Class dismissed.
I will never be that super-fit, dedicated runner who jogs in place at red lights.
But I will always stop to laugh at that runner.
But I will always stop to laugh at that runner.
July 4th party at a house with a swimming pool. Putting away my iPhone now so if the boy falls in, I won't have to choose.
Science lesson from an 8-year-old: "If you smell my fart, that means molecules from my butt are in your nose." Class dismissed.
Wearing Crocs in public is kind of liberating. I'm now free from the last remaining illusion that I have a fashion sense.
"You and me have a date with destiny."
"You and I have a date with the grammar police."
Loving me isn't easy.
"You and I have a date with the grammar police."
Loving me isn't easy.
Wore my new purple dress today. Toddler looked up at me and said, "Barney!" Anybody want a purple dress?
Do I scowl so he knows it was wrong to dump the oatmeal on his head, or laugh to encourage his talent for physical comedy? Parenting is hard
It's so cute how my small-town mom gives a cheery "hello!" to these big-city meth heads. Hers will be the most adorable mugging ever.
"Check out this crazy eyebrow hair. It looks like a pube!" This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to grow old with him.
Teaching media law is easy, too. I just show them that last tweet and say, "See that? I could get sued for that." Class dismissed.
Thinking of starting a parenting podcast called Never Not Tired. We'll play white noise and take turns shooshing each other.
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